December 2011
TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
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A letter written by Stephen Fry to a girl suffering from depression
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Tonight will consist of
Looking dapper as fuck
Getting drunk as fuck
Being smooth as fuck
Trying not to strangle myself with my tie
Dancing like I’ve never danced before
In that order
“You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and...”
– Ryan Gosling, in a letter protesting the NC-17 rating of ‘Blue Valentine’. The rating was based on one consensual sex scene, in which he performs cunnilingus on Michelle Williams.
(via feministhistorian)
“Hey, do you know what I think’s the worst rule in the history of the world? That...”
– my seven year old sister (via sundaykind)
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
Srs bsnss post
Black shirt with:
Black tie
Grey tie
Black and purple tie?
Poker
Shane McCutcheon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!
Alice Pieszecki: Do you have to make that joke every time we play this game?
Shane McCutcheon: Yes, I do.
“Well fuck you and your writing. I’m right and your wrong. Ask dad,...”
– Ladies and gentlemen, my brother
wintersoldiers:
if I hate you you aren’t allowed to like the same things as me
How teens and adults text
kendraalavi:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
milasweetcunt:
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pezberrry:
the only reason I don’t kill everybody is because there is no wifi in jail
