this is from matilda

Literally why

charlavail:

wow

a guy that once saw me in a local shop and instead of talking to me waited til he got home to msg me on fb being like “was that you i saw in the shop haha” recently started following me on twitter and replied to one of my tweets and used a completely unnecessary ;D face and let me tell you that is a HELL NOPE 

youngstero:

my grandfather and my great aunt both spoke 6 languages fluently and I remember hearing them have a conversation and they would switch languages mid sentence because what they were describing could be more succinctly said in a different language and that’s so cool if I want to express that something is really great I will say the word hella before an adjective

bronyparctears:

Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?

nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

"I felt like sleeping for five years but they wouldn’t let me."

Charles Bukowski, Ham On Rye (via aestheticintrovert)